feline-funny:

manicpixiedreamalien:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

I once pointed this out to some boys and they said I didn’t understand how vaginas worked.

GRASS BLADE OF A PENIS AHAHAHAHAH

Me exactly. Confidence is everything.

lion:

Mom: Why aren’t you looking for a summer job?

Me: image




Seems like an easy concept.

thehaikuhomie:

We’re both reluctant
To send the first text. So we
End up not talking.


skyetownsend:

Life.


Kid Cudi looking like a motherfuckin’ babe at Coachella 4/13/14
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